Post by HighMuckyMuck on Feb 16, 2006 20:01:53 GMT -5
*****COCONUT MACAROONY NEWS*****
"Fellow Braziannians this is Slim Kirk, anchorman at WCMN....... "
(Brief silence as he reads the page handed
to him)
"I have just received confirmation that we are now at
condition KEY LIME GREEN"
"High Mucky Muck and Chief Bottle Washer over at HQ
Lord Imbecilious has just set condition KEY LIME GREEN"
"We go live now to lead correspondent Knickers Pantaloon live at HQ"
(scene switches a bit to soon)
"Alright who chose these ridiculous colors?"
"Key lime green? yecch"
"What?"
"How hideously offensive"
"We are what?"
"Oh we are live."
(clearing his throat)
AHHHHEEEMMMMM, AHHHHHEEMMMM
"Good evening my fellow Braziannians"
"This is lead correspondent Knickers Pantaloon"
"Just moments ago I received a communication capsule
from our Intelligence Sector"
"It seems a rather disturbing set of events have befallen
our beloved pet and National Symbol, Smedglim"
"Whilst he engaged in a very fascinating and intriguing game of Moo Knicky some fiendish and vile perpetrator stole him away."
"At this moment the elite Quell Forces have been mobilized to preform a pod to pod search looking for any sign or clue of his whereabouts."
"For now there is little to go on."
"More to follow as updates come in."
"This is Knickers Pantaloon reporting, back to you Slim."
(scene changes back)
"Thanks Knickers"
"As you can see things in Brazianna could not be more dim."
"If anyone out there has seen or has any information
you are urged to call HQ at 1-007-IME-GONE."
463-4663
"As soon as any leads come in we will go live to HQ
for the updates."
"This is Slim Kirk for WCMN."
"Good night."
"Fellow Braziannians this is Slim Kirk, anchorman at WCMN....... "
(Brief silence as he reads the page handed
to him)
"I have just received confirmation that we are now at
condition KEY LIME GREEN"
"High Mucky Muck and Chief Bottle Washer over at HQ
Lord Imbecilious has just set condition KEY LIME GREEN"
"We go live now to lead correspondent Knickers Pantaloon live at HQ"
(scene switches a bit to soon)
"Alright who chose these ridiculous colors?"
"Key lime green? yecch"
"What?"
"How hideously offensive"
"We are what?"
"Oh we are live."
(clearing his throat)
AHHHHEEEMMMMM, AHHHHHEEMMMM
"Good evening my fellow Braziannians"
"This is lead correspondent Knickers Pantaloon"
"Just moments ago I received a communication capsule
from our Intelligence Sector"
"It seems a rather disturbing set of events have befallen
our beloved pet and National Symbol, Smedglim"
"Whilst he engaged in a very fascinating and intriguing game of Moo Knicky some fiendish and vile perpetrator stole him away."
"At this moment the elite Quell Forces have been mobilized to preform a pod to pod search looking for any sign or clue of his whereabouts."
"For now there is little to go on."
"More to follow as updates come in."
"This is Knickers Pantaloon reporting, back to you Slim."
(scene changes back)
"Thanks Knickers"
"As you can see things in Brazianna could not be more dim."
"If anyone out there has seen or has any information
you are urged to call HQ at 1-007-IME-GONE."
463-4663
"As soon as any leads come in we will go live to HQ
for the updates."
"This is Slim Kirk for WCMN."
"Good night."
