Announcing an alliance!

[bigmazy]

***Following the News on the local Mazyan TV station.....***
....and she had nothing to do with the death of several small alligators in that swamp!This was the conclusion of the high cort of MazytheBig regarding that case.
In other news of the day,an Alliance was announced today between the The Holy Empire of SakelaTheHolyEmperor and Dominion OfMazyTheBig.The
two great nations will unite for the first time in their history into "Alliance of the Shelter" or shorter they will be known as A.L.E.K.S.O.V.A.!!!
Details of merger of this two great states are still unknown to the public.Al that is known is that it will be over in next couple of days.
Heads of the two nations made this decision,as it was reported by their closest co-worker,some big breasted woman,over a pint of bear in the local pub!
For now this is all we know....as soon we find out something more we will inform you.
And now back to our regular program...show about killing alligators in the swamp close to you!
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[bigmazy]

***The Great A,president of high council of dictatorship of MazyTheBig addressing to nation and answering questions of reporters***
(......fragment concerning Alliance of the Shelter)
Rep.-So did she kill that alligator or not?
A.-Goddamn hipie....shoot that news-reporter!!!!Enough about aligators...or bullets will start flying!!!!
Rep2.-Ok,ok....stupid A...(stupid retard name....).Have You some information for us concerning A.L.E.K.S.O.V.E.
A.-Yes...finaly,someone who is not complete retard!
Yes...final preparations are underway.Everything is arranged.There is one more member....Vrity,and possibility for one more nation!But for now,this alliance is finished with all of the political mambo-jumbo and we expect ceremony in month time!Until then...suck my balls!
Rep2.-Oh yeah...well come down here you stupid prick....suck on my fist....
(....gun shots in the background,end of the TV transmission....)
(...back in studio...)
-So as you see,people...again we selected an idiot into government!And stay tuned for the next show"Chop off your legg and be happy about it!"Don't go enywhere...now for some comercials.....

[stewieg]

Let's not forget Family Guy, we've been allied for a few weeks